What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Then let's have some coffee

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : I'm 24.

Me : Sure.

Why do some guys treat girls so badly?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Me : No

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Have you experimented with bestiality?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why do some people feel down in summer, specifically in July and August? What could be the reasons behind this feeling of sadness during those months only?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

Me : I don't drink

He : Tea ?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.